ELLARD SIMMS
Don’t tell me you’ve never seen a knife. Knife. That’s a knife. Use it to cut things. Cut things. (Mimes.) Like – ham. If we had some ham. Or bacon or sump’m. I can’t believe you don’t –… (Looks around for help. There is none.) Or butter. If we had some butter, you could use it to spread it on – … You don’t really need it. No, you don’t need it.…