KEATING
So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys -- to woo women -- and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won't do in your essays.
He leaps onto his desk
Why do I stand here? To feel taller than you? I stand on my…