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monologue
Dark Comedy
2 Characters

Osbourne's Memoir Monologue

from Burn After Reading

Written by Joel Coen, Ethan Coen

Burn After Reading

Osbourne Cox attempts to justify his recent resignation from the CIA to his unresponsive, elderly father. He struggles to maintain a sense of dignity and purpose while revealing his plans to write a memoir and his desire to stop drinking.

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OSBOURNE: You okay there, Dad?

[The old man remains silent, staring]

OSBOURNE: Dad, I left my job at the Agency...

OSBOURNE: I, uh... I’m sorry. Dad, government service is not what it was when you were in State. Things are different now. I don’t know, maybe it’s... it’s... the Cold War ending; now i

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CharactersOsbourne, Dad
Duration00:02:00
Age Range50s
GenderMale
GenreDark Comedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatmonologue
SourceBurn After Reading
ToneSelf-pitying, Delusional, Melancholy
AccentMid-Atlantic / Standard American
Suitable Foragent showcase, self tape, general practice
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