Linda, a gym employee, desperately tries to convince her manager Ted to advance her salary for cosmetic surgeries she believes are essential for her dating life. While Ted attempts to express his personal attraction to her and shares his soulful past as a priest, Linda remains hilariously oblivious to his advances, focused entirely on her physical insecurities.
LINDA: Absolut Saketini, please?
TED: Just a Tab.
LINDA: You know, it wouldn’t cover all of it, but if I got some advance on my salary I could at least get the surgery ball rolling.
TED: Whoa! There’s a payroll company, you know. They don’t just advance people money. They just don’t do that. I mean,
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