DON
Nice party, great ‘ouse, ‘oos is it?
TEDDY
Y’see, when you own a castle such as this, what you do is hire a few eighteen-to-twenty-year-old girls from Scandinavia with mouths like angels. You can fuck them at night and they’ll serve you perfect bangers and mash in the morning, laugh at all of your jokes, funny or not.
TEDDY
In the afternoon, you drive… T…