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    The Asshole's Awakening

    from Project A

    Written by Etan Cohen

    Project A

    Linda attempts to teach the narcissistic and emotionally stunted John the concept of altruism. After John breaks down in tears over the loss of his Ferrari, Linda uses his love for the car as a metaphor to explain empathy and helping others.

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    JOHN

    Okay, okay, okay. I think I’m getting this. So... people volunteer in a soup kitchen because... because... no, it still doesn’t add up.

    LINDA

    Even if you can’t understand helping, can’t you understand that if you were a decent person YOUR life would be better?

    JOHN

    Yeah, that’s what they always want you to think.

    LINDA

    “They”?

    JOHN

    People who…

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    Scene Notes & Audition Tips

    5 sections
    About This Scene

    This duologue from "Project A" presents a dynamic and ultimately transformative interaction between John and Linda. Beginning with John's initial resistance to understanding altruism, the scene skillfully navigates a shift in his perspective. It culminates in a moment of profound emotional breakdown for John, triggered by the metaphorical loss of his beloved Ferrari, which Linda ingeniously uses to introduce him to the concept of empathy.

    Character Analysis

    John is initially presented as a deeply narcissistic and emotionally stunted individual, completely self-centered and lacking an understanding of how his actions affect others. His journey in this scene moves from arrogant dismissal to a surprisingly raw and vulnerable emotional catharsis, revealing a hidden capacity for deep feeling, albeit misdirected towards an inanimate object. Linda is the patient, yet increasingly exasperated, catalyst for change, demonstrating strategic intelligence and a keen understanding of John's particular psychology.

    Why This Works for Auditions

    This scene is a fantastic choice for auditions because it showcases a significant emotional arc within a concise timeframe. Actors have the opportunity to display both comedic timing and dramatic vulnerability, transitioning from humor to a genuinely affecting breakdown. The duologue format also allows for strong scene partner interaction and reactive acting, demonstrating an actor's ability to listen and respond authentically to another performer.

    Best Suited For

    This scene is ideally suited for actors in their 30s-40s who can convincingly portray both comedic arrogance and intense emotional turmoil. It's excellent for those aiming for "character actor" or "comic relief" roles, as John offers a rich tapestry of exaggerated flaws and unexpected depth. Additionally, it highlights a leading lady's ability to be both intelligent and emotionally grounded, making it suitable for actors aiming for "leading lady" roles.

    Performance Tips

    For John, lean into his initial self-absorption and lack of self-awareness, making his transition to sobbing over his car all the more impactful. Focus on the gradual build-up to his breakdown, showing how Linda's words slowly chip away at his defenses before the dam finally bursts. For Linda, portray a sense of growing frustration balanced with a strategic determination to get through to John, culminating in her breakthrough moment when she observes John's intense grief. Ensure the dynamic between the characters feels lived-in, even as the situation takes an absurdist turn.

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