UNNAMED MALE CHARACTER
I'm not the guy who jumps a last minute flight back to New York and knocks on my best friend’s girlfriend’s door to run off and elope with her based on one crazy, thoughtless, inexplicably romantic night.
So what am I doing here, Audrey? I’m not passionate. I’m a fact checker. And the fact of me – being here – doesn’t check out.
This is the kind of thing…