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The Fact Checker

from Goodbye Charles

Written by Gabriel Davis

A conflicted, rationalizing, romantic Unnamed Male Character's monologue from "Goodbye Charles" by Gabriel Davis.

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UNNAMED MALE CHARACTER

I'm not the guy who jumps a last minute flight back to New York and knocks on my best friend’s girlfriend’s door to run off and elope with her based on one crazy, thoughtless, inexplicably romantic night.

So what am I doing here, Audrey? I’m not passionate. I’m a fact checker. And the fact of me – being here – doesn’t check out.

This is the kind of thing…

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About This Scene

This short, comedic monologue, "The Fact Checker," from Gabriel Davis's play *Goodbye Charles*, offers a fantastic opportunity for male-identifying actors to showcase their range. The unnamed male character grapples with an intense internal conflict, caught between his logical nature and an undeniable, impulsive romantic urge. It’s an ideal piece for exploring the humorous dissonance that arises when a character tries to rationalize overwhelming emotion.

Character Analysis

The character is presented as an "Everyman" type, someone who self-identifies as a "fact checker," implying a reliance on logic, order, and perhaps a degree of risk aversion. However, his actions directly contradict this self-perception, indicating a deep, underlying romanticism and vulnerability. He is actively rationalizing his surprising and perhaps reckless behavior, creating a conflicted tone that swings between bewilderment and a desperate attempt to regain control. This inner battle between head and heart is central to understanding his comedic appeal and emotional depth.

Why This Works for Auditions

"The Fact Checker" is an excellent audition piece due to its concise length and clear character arc within a short timeframe. It immediately establishes a conflict and internal struggle, allowing actors to demonstrate their ability to convey complex emotions and thought processes. The comedic genre, coupled with the "charming" and "vulnerable" casting types, makes it highly versatile for various casting calls, while the contemporary setting ensures its relevance to modern productions.

Best Suited For

This monologue is best suited for male actors looking to present as a romantic lead or an everyman character with a charmingly vulnerable side. It's particularly effective for those who can deliver comedic timing rooted in internal struggle rather than broad physical humor. Actors who excel at portraying characters caught between their intellect and their heart will find this piece allows them to shine, appealing to casting directors seeking both humor and genuine emotional depth.

Performance Tips

When performing "The Fact Checker," focus on the internal debate happening within the character. Let the conflict between his self-proclaimed identity as a "fact checker" and his impulsive actions drive your delivery. Lean into the humor of his bewilderment and his desperate attempts to rationalize an irrational situation. Explore the subtext of his romantic feelings, even as he tries to deny them, allowing moments of unspoken longing to punctuate his logical pronouncements.

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