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duologue
Comedy
Thriller

The Hand Moisturizer Negotiation

from Oceans 11

Written by Ted Griffin

Oceans 11

Frank uses an eccentric and uncomfortable tactic to negotiate the price of getaway vans by refusing to let go of the salesman's hand. He rambles incessantly about hand moisturizers and skin care routines to socially overwhelm Billy Tim. The salesman eventually slashes the price significantly just to escape the awkward physical contact.

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BILLY TIM

I'm sorry: eighteen-five each is the best offer I can make you.

FRANK

Oh, I understand perfectly. They are beautiful vans. Well, I thank you for your time, Mister...?

BILLY TIM

Denham. Billy Tim Denham.

FRANK

Yes, Denham, like a jean.

FRANK

You know: you have lovely hands -- do you moisturize?

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About This Scene

This comedic duologue from *Ocean's Eleven* features Frank and Billy Tim locked in an unconventional negotiation. The scene cleverly showcases Frank's eccentric and manipulative tactic to secure a better deal on getaway vans by refusing to release Billy Tim's hand while rambling about skincare. It’s a masterclass in using social awkwardness and relentless, unrelated chatter to achieve a business objective, highlighting Frank's unique approach to problem-solving within the film's heist narrative. This interaction is designed to be humorous and progressively uncomfortable, culminating in Billy Tim conceding just to escape the prolonged physical contact and bizarre conversation.

Character Analysis

Frank, the "dandy" character, is charmingly disarming and deceptively cunning. His rambling monologue about hand moisturizers and skincare routines serves as a deliberate weapon, designed to overwhelm and disorient Billy Tim, rather than genuine conversation. He possesses an underlying intelligence and strategic mind, masked by an almost effeminate preoccupation with personal grooming. Billy Tim, on the other hand, is initially a straightforward salesman, but quickly becomes flustered and socially trapped by Frank's unorthodox approach. His discomfort is palpable, making him the perfect foil to Frank's bizarre yet effective manipulation.

Why This Works for Auditions

This scene offers fantastic opportunities for actors to showcase both comedic timing and the ability to build and sustain tension through an uncomfortable situation. It allows performers to explore subtle manipulation, physical comedy through stillness and discomfort, and the power dynamic shifts within a conversation. The dialogue is rich with specific details that provide excellent springboards for character choices, making it ideal for demonstrating an actor's range in comedic performance. Furthermore, its contained nature and clear objective make it easy for casting directors to assess an actor's ability to command a scene.

Best Suited For

This duologue is exceptionally well-suited for male actors in the 35-45 age range, particularly those who excel at character work or excel in comedic roles. It's a strong choice for actors seeking to demonstrate their capability as a "Comic Relief" or "Character Actor" casting type. The scene’s contemporary period and comedic tone make it versatile for various audition settings, including agent showcases, self-tapes, or general practice sessions where an actor wants to display nuanced comedic skills and an ability to play an "Everyman" type pushed to their limits or a "Criminal" using unconventional tactics.

Performance Tips

For Frank, lean into the "dandy" aspect with specific, almost meticulous physicality, especially with the hand-holding. Focus on the contrast between his polite, even pleasant demeanor and the aggressively awkward act of not letting go. For Billy Tim, the key is to allow the discomfort to build organically. Start professional and gradually let the social awkwardness take over, showing the internal struggle through subtle shifts in posture, vocal tone, and increasingly desperate attempts to regain control of the situation and his hand. Both actors should commit fully to the escalating absurdity of the premise for maximum comedic impact.

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