ARMAND
First, get your pinky down. It’s up again. And your posture!
ALBERT
My god! Are you crazy? What are you doing?
ARMAND
Stop screaming. I’m teaching you to act like a man.
ALBERT
All right, all right.
ARMAND
It’s a diner party, let’s work with food. Spread some mustard on the toast. Don’t use the spoon. And don’t dribble dots of mustard. You take…

