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The Opera Lovers Convention

from Some Like It Hot

Written by Billy Wilder, I.A.L. Diamond

Some Like It Hot

A mob boss addresses a convention of gangsters disguised as 'Friends of Italian Opera,' boasting about their massive illegal profits during Prohibition. He frames their criminal activities as a patriotic contribution to the American economy and the preservation of the American home.

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BONAPARTE

Thank you, fellow opera-lovers. It's been ten years since I elected myself president of this organization -- and if I say so myself, you made the right choice. Let's look at the record. We have fought off the crackpots who want to repeal Prohibition and destroy the American home -- by bringing the corner saloon. We have stamped out the…

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About This Scene

This monologue features Bonaparte, a mob boss, addressing a convention of gangsters. These criminals are cleverly disguised as the "Friends of Italian Opera," providing a farcical cover for their illicit operations during the Prohibition era. Bonaparte delivers a self-aggrandizing speech, rationalizing their massive illegal profits as a vital contribution to the American economy and even to the preservation of the American home, all while explicitly stating their tax evasion.

Character Analysis

Bonaparte is a classic comedic authority figure, embodying both menace and a ludicrous sense of self-importance. He is a criminal mastermind with a surprisingly warped moral compass, believing his illegal enterprises are actually patriotic. His tone is bombastic and assured, revealing a character who is comfortable in his power and adept at manipulating narratives to suit his criminal agenda. This character requires an actor to balance the sinister undertones of a mob boss with the absurd humor of his justifications.

Why This Works for Auditions

This monologue is a fantastic choice for auditions due to its clear comedic tone and distinctive character voice. It offers an actor a substantial opportunity to showcase their ability to deliver a speech with gravitas, even when the content is utterly preposterous. The contrast between Bonaparte's serious delivery and the ironic nature of his claims provides excellent comedic potential, allowing performers to demonstrate strong character choices and command of language, making it ideal for self-tapes and agent showcases.

Best Suited For

This material is perfectly suited for male actors in the 45-55 age range who excel in character roles, particularly those with a flair for comedic villains or authoritarian figures. Actors looking to portray a patriarch, a criminal, or simply a strong character actor with a knack for dry humor will find this piece highly effective. Its "modern-classic" period allows for a performance that feels both rooted in a specific era and universally funny, making it versatile for various casting types.

Performance Tips

When approaching Bonaparte, focus on his absolute conviction, no matter how absurd his words. Play into the character's inflated ego and the joy he takes in his own cleverness, even as he openly admits to illegal activities. Emphasize the irony by delivering his lines with the earnestness of a civic leader, rather than a criminal. Pay attention to rhythm and cadence to land the comedic beats effectively, ensuring the audience fully appreciates the contrast between his grandiose claims and the reality of his profession.

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