Some Like It Hot Monologues & Audition Scenes

A powerful mob boss addresses a convention of gangsters, ostensibly discussing his retirement and potential successors. He uses corporate euphemisms to subtly threaten a rival, referencing the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the failure to eliminate witnesses.

Sugar confides in Joe, who is disguised as a woman, about her self-destructive romantic attraction to untrustworthy saxophone players.

Sugar shares her dreams of marrying a wealthy, gentle millionaire in Florida while Joe, disguised as Josephine, listens and offers support.

Joe poses as a wealthy oil heir to woo Sugar, who pretends to be a sophisticated socialite as they trade increasingly elaborate lies.

A mob boss addresses a convention of gangsters disguised as opera lovers, boasting about their illegal profits and honoring fallen members.

On a stolen yacht, Joe feigns psychological impotence to trick Sugar into trying to 'cure' him through romantic advances.