TEEN JACKIE
I mean, it’s not like skipping the party is going to un-fuck Allie’s leg. Plus, it’s tradition. And we’re already missing prom...
TEEN JACKIE
Oh my god, remember when you tried to get your mom to let you become Catholic? What did you call it?
TEEN SHAUNA
My spiritual awakening.
TEEN JACKIE
You were such a weird kid. What were you, like, nine?

