Film
duologue
Dark Comedy
2 Characters

The Confession to Literal

from Everyone Is Having Fun But You

Written by Brad Vassar

In a run-down barn, Phin attempts to share the heavy news of his terminal brain tumor with his eccentric friend, Literal. The emotional weight of Phin's confession is met with Literal's bizarrely blunt and literal perspective, leading to a dark but poignant conversation about mortality and Phin's troubled relationship with his father.

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LITERAL: Does it smell like carbon monoxide in here to you?

PHIN: I don’t smell anything.

LITERAL: Carbon monoxide doesn’t have any scent.

PHIN: Literal, I need to tell you something. I’m going to die.

LITERAL: I know.

PHIN: Really? How?

LITERAL: I thought it was pretty obvious. Is that why you want

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CharactersPhin, Literal
Duration00:03:00
Age Range30s
GenderMale
GenreDark Comedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatduologue
SourceEveryone Is Having Fun But You
ToneVulnerable, Resigned, Absurdist
Suitable Forself tape, general practice, agent showcase
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