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Dark Comedy
4 Characters

The Fake Cure

from Everyone Is Having Fun But You

Written by Brad Vassar

Phin returns home to reveal to his brother and father that his terminal diagnosis was a mistake and he is actually going to recover. While his brother Terry reacts with immediate joy, his father Hank responds with a mixture of skepticism and a sudden, mysterious urge to leave, highlighting the fractured and complex dynamics of the family.

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TERRY: Phin! I thought you were gone.

PHIN: Where’s Dad?

TERRY: He’s been locked up in his room since you left. He said you got mad, said neither of us was winning anything, broke the toaster, and left to go die at sea.

PHIN: Something like that. I need to tell you both something.

HANK: Phineas? Are

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CharactersPhin, Terry, Hank, Literal
Duration00:03:00
Age Range30s
GenderMale
GenreDark Comedy
PeriodContemporary
Formatgroup
SourceEveryone Is Having Fun But You
ToneBittersweet, Deceptive, Hopeful (falsely)
Suitable Foragent showcase, self tape, general practice
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