BOB
And the manager, he looks at me and says, 'We don't pay in money here in East Orange.' He says 'We pay here in chess men.' And I say, 'Okay, gimme my chess men then.' And he reaches under the bar and pulls out a King and Queen. So, I take my King and my Queen down the street to a bar. And I go to the bartender and I says 'Gimme a pint.' And the…