MARLA
I'll take the parasites.
JACK
You can't have both parasites. You can take blood parasites --
MARLA
I want brain parasites.
JACK
Okay. I'll take blood parasites and organic brain dementia --
MARLA
I want that.

Two support group imposters, Jack and Marla, negotiate a schedule to divide up the various terminal illness support groups they both attend. The scene highlights their cynical dynamic and desperate need for emotional catharsis through the suffering of others.
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MARLA
I'll take the parasites.
JACK
You can't have both parasites. You can take blood parasites --
MARLA
I want brain parasites.
JACK
Okay. I'll take blood parasites and organic brain dementia --
MARLA
I want that.
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