Jeremy, a cynical divorce lawyer, aggressively deconstructs a client's romanticized view of marriage. He uses hyperbole and dark humor to convince her that her parents' marriage was a sham before ushering her out to prepare for a legal battle.
WOMAN: Eighty years of marriage all shot to hell.
JEREMY: Had I known you eighty years ago I would have advised you to avoid the wedding.
WOMAN: But I do believe in the institution of marriage.
JEREMY: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Did you say the "institution?" No, no. The Boston Red Sox are an institution. Pa
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