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The Muffin Argument

from The Importance of Being Earnest

Written by Oscar Wilde

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Jack and Algernon engage in a petty and absurd argument over muffins while facing the collapse of their romantic deceptions. As they bicker about the ethics of 'Bunburying' and their upcoming christenings, the scene highlights the triviality and wit of the Victorian upper class.

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JACK: This ghastly state of things is what you call Bunburying, I suppose?

ALGERNON: Yes, and a perfectly wonderful Bunbury it is. The most wonderful Bunbury I have ever had in my life.

JACK: Well, you’ve no right whatsoever to Bunbury here.

ALGERNON: That is absurd. One has a right to Bunbury anywh

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CharactersJack, Algernon
Duration4 min
Age Range25-35
GenderMale
GenreClassical
PeriodClassical
Formatduologue
SourceThe Importance of Being Earnest
Tonecomedic
AccentReceived Pronunciation
Suitable Fordrama school audition, agent showcase, general practice, competition
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