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The Muffin Argument

from The Importance of Being Earnest

Written by Oscar Wilde

Two friends engage in a heated yet absurd argument over muffins while their romantic lives crumble around them. Jack is outraged by Algernon's deception and gluttony, while Algernon uses triviality and food as a defense mechanism against the gravity of their social ruin.

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JACK: This ghastly state of things is what you call Bunburying, I suppose?

ALGERNON: Yes, and a perfectly wonderful Bunbury it is. The most wonderful Bunbury I have ever had in my life.

JACK: Well, you’ve no right whatsoever to Bunbury here.

ALGERNON: That is absurd. One has a right to Bunbury anywh

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CharactersJack, Algernon
Duration4 min
Age Range25-35
GenderMale
GenreComedy
PeriodClassical (pre 1900)
Formatduologue
SourceThe Importance of Being Earnest
Tonecomedic
AccentReceived Pronunciation
Suitable Fordrama school audition, agent showcase, general practice, competition
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