Stage Play Comedy Scenes

Twelfth Night

by William Shakespeare

Sebastian reels from a whirlwind encounter with Olivia, who has mistaken him for his twin sister Viola in disguise. He attempts to rationalize his sudden good fortune and the lady's apparent sanity despite her erratic behavior toward him.

Dags

by Debra Oswald

A confessional, infatuated, self-deprecating Gillian's monologue from "Dags" by Debra Oswald.

Boring Sex Dream

by Alexander Lee-Rekers

Althea recounts a frustratingly mundane sex dream to her ex-partner, Chris. She uses the dream's bureaucratic setting to highlight the lack of passion and the clinical nature of their past relationship.

Pramkicker

by Sadie Hasler

A frustrated, reflective, angry Jude's monologue from "Pramkicker" by Sadie Hasler.

A Midsummer Night's Dream

by William Shakespeare

Hermia and Lysander lament the difficulties of their forbidden love before Lysander proposes a plan to flee Athens and marry in secret at his aunt's house. They exchange vows of loyalty and agree to meet in the woods the following night.

A Midsummer Night's Dream

by William Shakespeare

Helena laments the unrequited nature of her love for Demetrius and his obsession with Hermia. She reflects on the irrationality of love before deciding to betray Hermia's secret flight to Demetrius in hopes of gaining his attention.

Wurzel-flummery

by A. A. Milne

Richard challenges Robert's moral integrity regarding a bizarre inheritance that requires a name change to the ridiculous 'Wurzel-Flummery'. Through a series of hypothetical questions, Richard exposes Robert's hypocrisy in justifying the acceptance of the money as a 'sacred duty' rather than simple greed.

The Foreigner

by Larry Shue

Ellard, a young man often underestimated by his family, attempts to teach Charlie, whom he believes speaks no English, the names of basic kitchen utensils. Through slow, exaggerated demonstrations and patience, Ellard experiences a rare moment of confidence as a teacher.

Eve's Diary

by Mark Twain

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The Pretentious Young Ladies

by Molière

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An Ideal Husband

by Oscar Wilde

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The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

Algernon, posing as the fictional 'Ernest', attempts to woo Cecily in the garden. He is bewildered to discover that Cecily has already documented their entire romance and engagement in her diary long before they actually met.

The Two Gentlemen of Verona

by William Shakespeare

Valentine, living in exile in the forest, reflects on how he has grown accustomed to solitude. He laments his separation from Silvia and expresses his deep melancholy before being interrupted by the arrival of others.

The Foreigner

by Larry Shue

A earnest, simple, helpful, slightly bewildered Ellard Simms's monologue from "The Foreigner" by Larry Shue. Genre: comedy.

Little Murderers

by Jules Feiffer

A desperate, pleading, emotional, determined Patsy's monologue from "Little Murderers" by Jules Feiffer. Genre: comedy.

The Rehearsal

by Don Zolidis

A sarcastic, passive-aggressive, enthusiastic (feigned) Morgan's monologue from "The Rehearsal" by Don Zolidis. Genre: comedy.

It’s Vaudeville!

by Mike Swift

A comedic, lighthearted, vaudevillian Friend 1 & Friend 2's duologue from "IT’S VAUDEVILLE!" by Mike Swift. Genre: comedy.

Beware The House On Haunted Hill!

by Matthew Byrd, Kathryn Funkhouser

A comedic, lighthearted Nora & Lance's duologue from "BEWARE THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL!" by Matthew Byrd and Kathryn Funkhouser. Genre: comedy.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

A character grapples with a significant internal conflict or external pressure, attempting to articulate their deepest fears or desires. The scene explores the emotional weight of their current situation and the stakes of their next decision.

The Matchmaker

by Thornton Wilder

Cornelius Hackl, a clerk from Yonkers, marvels at the beauty and mystery of women after spending a day in New York City. He reflects on his newfound courage and his willingness to risk his livelihood for the sake of adventure and romance.

Much Ado About Nothing

by William Shakespeare

Benedick muses on the absurdity of his friend Claudio falling in love and changing his soldierly ways. He lists the impossible criteria a woman must meet to win his own heart before hiding to eavesdrop on his friends.

The Taming of the Shrew

by William Shakespeare

Petruchio attempts to woo the headstrong Katherine through a series of rapid-fire verbal jousts and puns. Despite Katherine's sharp insults and rejection, Petruchio counters every barb with wit and persistence.

The Servant of Two Masters

by Carlo Goldoni, Bonnie J. Monte

A frustrated, hungry, self-pitying, humorous Truffaldino's monologue from "The Servant of Two Masters" by Carlo Goldoni (translated/adapted by Bonnie J. Monte). Genre: comedy.

Much Ado About Nothing

by William Shakespeare

Following the public shaming of Hero at her wedding, Beatrice and Benedick finally confess their love for one another. However, the romantic atmosphere shifts instantly when Beatrice demands that Benedick prove his love by killing his close friend.

Twelfth Night

by William Shakespeare

Viola, disguised as the page Cesario, arrives at Olivia's estate to deliver a message of love from Duke Orsino. The two engage in a witty battle of words as Olivia remains unimpressed by the rehearsed speech, eventually leading to Olivia unveiling her face.

Arms and the Man

by George Bernard Shaw

A Swiss mercenary seeking refuge in a young Bulgarian woman's bedroom challenges her romanticized notions of war with his pragmatic, unheroic perspective. Despite their differing worldviews, Raina agrees to hide him from the pursuing soldiers.

The Way of The World

by William Congreve

A sophisticated prologue in which the speaker addresses the audience to manage expectations for the upcoming play. He humorously critiques the plight of poets and humbly submits the author's work to the audience's judgment, emphasizing a desire to please rather than moralize.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

Two friends engage in a heated yet absurd argument over muffins while their romantic lives crumble around them. Jack is outraged by Algernon's deception and gluttony, while Algernon uses triviality and food as a defense mechanism against the gravity of their social ruin.

Promedy

by Wade Bradford

A passionate, determined, slightly desperate Beatrix's monologue from "Promedy" by Wade Bradford.

Laughing Wild

by Christopher Durang

A sarcastic, self-aware, anxious, striving for positivity Man's monologue from "Laughing Wild" by Christopher Durang.

Noises Off

by Michael Frayn

A exasperated, busy, slightly confused Dotty's monologue from "Noises Off" by Michael Frayn.

Week Daze

by Hillary DePiano

A comedic, energetic, contrasting Riley & Friday's duologue from "WEEK DAZE" by Hillary DePiano. Genre: comedy.

As You Like It

by William Shakespeare

Jaques delivers a cynical yet profound meditation on the seven stages of human life, from infancy to old age and eventual death. He compares the world to a theater where every individual is merely an actor playing a sequence of roles.

Feiffer’s People

by Jules Feiffer

A frustrated, introspective, humorous Bernard's monologue from "Feiffer’s People" by Jules Feiffer. Genre: comedy.

Blue Skies, Golden Sunshine

by Unknown

Norman becomes increasingly paranoid and distressed because his day is going suspiciously well. When he discovers he has also won the lottery, his anxiety reaches a breaking point as he fears the statistical impossibility of his good fortune.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

Jack Worthing proposes to Gwendolen Fairfax, who accepts primarily because she believes his name is Ernest. Their moment is interrupted by the formidable Lady Bracknell, who dismisses the engagement and asserts her parental authority.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

Lady Bracknell interrogates Jack Worthing about his family lineage, only to be horrified by the revelation that he was discovered as a baby in a handbag at Victoria Station.

The Matchmaker

by Thornton Wilder

Cornelius Hackl, a sheltered clerk from Yonkers, expresses his newfound wonder and awe after having a real conversation with a woman for the first time. He reflects on the mysterious nature of women and decides that this single day of adventure is worth risking his entire career for.

The Taming of the Shrew

by William Shakespeare

Petruchio addresses the audience to explain his psychological strategy for 'taming' Katherine. He compares his methods to training a falcon, intending to deprive her of food and sleep under the guise of caring for her well-being.

The Merry Wives of Windsor

by William Shakespeare

Sir John Falstaff recounts his humiliating ordeal of being smuggled out of a house in a laundry basket and dumped into the River Thames. He expresses his outrage and wounded pride, vowing never to be fooled so ignobly again.

Chewing Gum Dreams

by Michaela Coel

A anxious, humorous, stream-of-consciousness, teenage angst Tracey's monologue from "Chewing Gum Dreams" by Michaela Coel.

The Bungler

by Molière, Richard Wilbur

Lélie confesses to his servant Mascarille that he has accidentally ruined their latest scheme by returning a purse of money to its owner. Mascarille, exhausted by his master's constant incompetence, humorously refuses to help any further, even as Lélie melodramatically threatens to take his own life.

On the Razzle

by Tom Stoppard

Weinberl and Christopher, two shop assistants posing as wealthy men-about-town, attempt to navigate a high-end dinner with two ladies while being desperately short on funds. Weinberl tries to hide his anxiety through pseudo-political babble and cheap orders, while Christopher recklessly orders a lavish feast, betting on their ability to escape the consequences. The scene is a frantic display of social climbing, linguistic puns, and the mounting pressure of maintaining a false identity.

On the Razzle

by Tom Stoppard

Weinberl and Christopher, two shop employees, enjoy a moment of leisure while their employer is away. Weinberl delivers a grandiloquent, mock-heroic speech about the importance of the merchant class to civilization, while Christopher provides dry, grounded commentary.

On the Razzle

by Tom Stoppard

Melchior, a witty and impertinent drifter, interviews for a servant position with Zangler, a self-important shopkeeper. Through a series of linguistic misunderstandings and clever wordplay, Melchior manages to negotiate his way into the job while subtly undermining Zangler's authority.

The Bungler

by Molière, Richard Wilbur

The cunning servant Mascarille attempts to help his master Lélie deceive Trufaldin by posing as an Armenian messenger. The scene becomes a comedic battle of wits as Lélie's incompetence and geographical blunders nearly expose the ruse, forcing Mascarille to invent increasingly absurd explanations to save their plot.

Laughing Wild

by Christopher Durang

A frustrated, exasperated, unhinged, observational Woman's monologue from "Laughing Wild" by Christopher Durang.

As You Like It

by William Shakespeare

Jaques delivers a cynical yet profound meditation on the cycle of human life, comparing existence to a theatrical performance. He outlines the seven stages of man, from infancy to extreme old age, highlighting the inevitability of decline and the performative nature of social roles.

Dream Girl

by Elmer Rice

A contemplative, self-deprecating, hopeful Georgina's monologue from "Dream Girl" by Elmer Rice. Genre: comedy.

Tartuffe

by Molière

Valère and Mariane engage in a stubborn and prideful argument after hearing that Mariane's father intends for her to marry the hypocrite Tartuffe. Their maid, Dorine, must intervene to stop their mutual posturing and force them to reconcile so they can plot to stop the wedding. The scene highlights the comedic absurdity of young love and the necessity of practical action over emotional drama.

Tartuffe

by Molière

Cléante attempts to reason with his brother-in-law Orgon regarding the obvious hypocrisy of the religious charlatan Tartuffe. While Orgon remains stubbornly blinded by his devotion, Cléante delivers a passionate defense of true piety versus the performative sanctimony of frauds.

Tartuffe

by Molière

Elmire attempts to confront the hypocritical holy man Tartuffe about her husband's plan to marry him to her step-daughter. However, Tartuffe uses the private meeting to drop his pious facade and aggressively pursue Elmire, attempting to seduce her with a sophisticated argument that his lust is merely an appreciation of God's handiwork.

The School for Wives

by Molière

Arnolphe interrogates his young ward, Agnes, about a secret visitor she hosted while he was away. He becomes increasingly frantic and paranoid as the naive Agnes describes her innocent interactions with a young suitor, culminating in a comedic misunderstanding about what the young man 'took' from her.

The School for Wives

by Molière

Arnolphe reels from the discovery that his ward, Agnès, has outsmarted him by sending a secret letter to her lover. He struggles with a volatile mix of fury over his wounded pride and the painful realization that he is genuinely in love with the woman he tried to keep ignorant.

As You Like It

by William Shakespeare

Rosalind, disguised as the youth Ganymede, attempts to convince Orlando that love is a treatable mental illness. She proposes a complex game where Orlando must woo 'him' as if he were his beloved Rosalind, claiming this role-play will eventually cure his heartache.

As You Like It

by William Shakespeare

Rosalind breaks the fourth wall to deliver the play's epilogue, playfully acknowledging the conventions of theater and gender. She charms the audience by 'conjuring' both the men and women to like the play, using wit and a reference to her own cross-dressing disguise to secure their applause.

Twelfth Night

by William Shakespeare

Malvolio discovers a forged love letter planted by Maria, which he believes is from his mistress, Olivia. He meticulously analyzes the handwriting and cryptic riddles, ultimately falling into the trap of believing he is destined for greatness and Olivia's hand in marriage.

A Midsummer Night's Dream

by William Shakespeare

Bottom awakens alone in the woods after his magical transformation and encounter with the Fairy Queen, Titania. He struggles to articulate the profound and surreal nature of his 'vision,' ultimately deciding to have a ballad written about the experience to perform for the Duke.

Tartuffe

by Molière

Cléante delivers a sophisticated argument to his brother-in-law Orgon, distinguishing between genuine religious piety and the performative hypocrisy of Tartuffe. He warns that those who use faith as a weapon for personal gain are the most dangerous members of society.

Twelfth Night

by William Shakespeare

Sir Toby and Maria discuss Olivia's mourning and Sir Toby's unruly behavior. Maria criticizes Sir Toby's late nights and his choice of companion, Sir Andrew Aguecheek, leading to a humorous defense from Sir Toby.

The Youngest Son

by H. M. Harwood

Gerald attempts to cheer up Bob, who is facing a prison sentence, by offering an overly optimistic and imaginative perspective on solitary confinement. While Bob remains cynical and bitter, Gerald and Wentworth debate the intellectual and physical ways one could pass the time, highlighting the disconnect between Gerald's idealism and Bob's grim reality.

The Dover Road

by A.A. Milne

Gerald complains to his friend Wentworth about the suffocating 'tactfulness' of their social circle regarding his engagement to Pamela. He expresses frustration at how others treat his fiancée as his property while asserting the strength of their mutual understanding.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

Jack attempts to propose to Gwendolen, but finds himself hindered by her absurd obsession with the name 'Ernest'. The scene highlights the satirical stakes of social status and superficiality as Jack desperately tries to gauge if she would love him under his real name.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

Cecily reveals her romantic obsession with the name Ernest, forcing Algernon into a comedic panic as he realizes he must change his name to maintain her affection. The scene highlights the absurd Victorian social conventions regarding marriage, identity, and the superficiality of romance.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

Algernon interrogates Jack about a misplaced cigarette case, exposing Jack's double life and the discrepancy between his city and country identities. The scene centers on Algernon's playful but relentless pursuit of the truth and Jack's increasingly desperate attempts to maintain his facade. It establishes the central theme of 'Bunburying' and the comedic stakes of social deception.

Wurzel-flummery

by A. A. Milne

A pompous Member of Parliament, Robert Crawshaw, is confronted with a bizarre inheritance that requires him to change his name to the ridiculous 'Wurzel-Flummery'. After initially dismissing the offer as a prank, Crawshaw's greed overcomes his dignity as he attempts to justify accepting the money as a 'sacred duty'.

The Two Gentlemen of Verona

by William Shakespeare

Proteus experiences a sudden and overwhelming shift in affection, realizing that his new infatuation with Silvia has completely erased his loyalty to his former love, Julia. He struggles with the moral implications of his betrayal while succumbing to a 'reasonless' obsession.

The Importance of Being Earnest

by Oscar Wilde

Gwendolen discovers that her fiancé, Ernest (Jack), has a young and beautiful ward named Cecily. She attempts to maintain Victorian politeness while expressing her deep insecurity and jealousy regarding Cecily's 'alluring' appearance.

Twelfth Night

by William Shakespeare

This compilation of scenes from Twelfth Night features the witty Fool engaging Olivia in a battle of wits, Sebastian's emotional farewell to Antonio as he reveals his identity, and Viola's discovery of Olivia's mistaken love for her disguised self. Each scene explores themes of identity, love, and deception within the play's comedic framework.

The Rehearsal

by Don Zolidis

Morgan, a high school actress, delivers a passive-aggressive and highly caffeinated introduction to her castmates. While claiming to be a 'team player,' she thinly veils her jealousy over not getting the lead role and her awkward excitement about kissing her co-star.